03/04/2008:
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject:
the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, "Used regularly," he explained,
"pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!" "Now wait a minute, professor,"
interrupted a student. "Castration? That's absurd!" "Yes young man, it's sadly true," replied the professor smugly.
"Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"
